The Kardashians, explained

The Kardashians, explained



 

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The Kardashians are one of the most famous — and most hated — families in the world. Knowledge of them transcends age, class, and race. They’re on television, they’re in music videos, they’re in fashion campaigns — everything the light touches, so do the Kardashians. I’d wager that more people would be able to name any single Kardashian (Kim, Kourtney, Khloé, Rob) than could name the UN Secretary General (Ban Ki-moon).
Yet their significance remains a mystery to many.

The Kardashians are a riches-to-even-richer story, all predicated on the idea that you can turn absolutely nothing into an industry. There are better models, better moms, better sisters, and better celebrities than the Kardashians. Tracing their indomitable appeal to a place of perfection would be a lie.

But the key to the Kardashians has been an element of owned and measured imperfection — the idea that all you need to do to become somebody is to unashamedly live your life for the cameras, ridiculous parts and all.

Who are the Kardashians?

The only thing you need to know — and you probably already do — is that the Kardashians are everywhere. It’s quite a feat to be everywhere, on every television show and seemingly every magazine cover, when there are basically only four Kardashians devoted to the ultimate goal — the sweet intersection of massive fame, massive wealth, and/or world domination.

Everywhere is, of course, huge, and four is, of course, not that many. It’s a testament to how relentless the Kardashians are at plunging themselves into cultural conversations and how relentless American culture is that so many of us cannot get enough of the Kardashians.

When people talk about the Kardashians, they’re talking about the stars of E’s reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians(KUWTK), which debuted in 2007 and most recently finished its 10th season. The close-knit Kardashian family is led by matriarch Kris Jenner (née Houghton and formerly Kardashian). It consists of sisters (in order of age), Kourtney, Kim, and Khloé, and brother Rob. In later seasons, the Kardashians’ half-sisters Kendall Jenner (a supermodel) and Kylie Jenner, as well as stepbrother Brody Jenner (previously on the reality show The Hills) gained more prominence on the show. Caitlyn Jenner, then known as Bruce, was also on the show as the family’s low-key father.

The multi-year deal the Kardashians have brokered with E (rumored to be worth $100 million) to appear on KUWTK is known as the most expensive in reality television show history. Their societal contributions range from the reality show, modeling, and a retail store to spinoffs shows, a highly addictive and profitable iPhone game, and an extremely powerful infant named North West.

How did the Kardashians get famous?

If the Kardashians were a house in Game of Thrones, their motto would be “Family is our business.”
The Kardashians’ road to fame was paved by several rounds of nepotism and a very rich father. It all begins with Robert Kardashian, who was famous for being on football player O. J. Simpson’s legal defense team, known in some circles as the “Dream Team.” Dream Team, of course, usually refers to the 1992 USA Olympic basketball team, which assembled the best players in the US to gut-stomp the rest of the world. Simpson’s legal dream team was like that, but instead of winning a gold medal, the attorneys successfully convinced a jury that the alleged murderer was not guilty of killing his ex-wife, in what was dubbed the “trial of the century.”

Now, because Robert Kardashian was a rich father with rich and famous friends, it allowed his offspring to have equally rich and famous friends. And that’s exactly what happened with his daughter, Kim, and Hilton Hotels scion Paris Hilton.
We didn’t know it at the time, but Paris was the first Kim Kardashian, a cruder prototype of the pop culture behemoth that we know today.

Leading up to 2003, when Paris got her reality show The Simple Life, Paris and her sister, Nicky, were constant tabloid fodder. Magazines were obsessed with their parties, appearances, and friends. Kim was part of Hilton’s entourage and doubled as Paris’s personal assistant and closet organizer.

Like the trucker hat, Paris reached her peak in 2004 — thanks in large part to a sex tape that was illegally circulated, then officially released. She would never achieve that same level of fame again.

Like Paris, Kim had a sex tape that was circulated in 2006. Her co-star and boyfriend was Ray J, brother of R&B singer Brandy. But unlike Paris, she and her family managed to parlay that into even more fame — a reality television show with the backing of human can of pomade turned American Idol hostRyan Seacrest. Kris Jenner, the matriarch of the Kardashian family and executive producer of KUWTK, is the genius who pitched Seacrest the show and is the motor behind the Kardashian machine.

In May 2015, the New York Times Magazine wrote a powerful piece praising Kris’s business acumen:

Without Kris, Kim might not have pulled in a reported $28 million in 2014. Kendall wouldn’t necessarily be an in-demand model, walking runways for Chanel and Marc Jacobs and appearing on the covers of Allure and Harper’s Bazaar. There would most likely be no Kim Kardashian: Hollywood, a choose your own adventure (presuming it’s an adventure Kim Kardashian would go on) game app, starring Kim, that brought in many millions last year, or T-Mobile commercial, or book of selfies (Selfish), released this month. Kourtney and Khloé and Kim might not have three retail stores, named Dash, in Los Angeles, New York and Miami; a hair-and-makeup line, Kardashian Beauty; a bronzer line, Kardashian Glow; and Kardashian Kids, a children’s clothing line sold at Babies “R” Us and Nordstrom. Kendall and Kylie might not have licensing deals with PacSun, Steve Madden, Topshop and Sugar Factory, where they each have signature lollipops and several contractual agreements to appear at the candy stores.

The show benefited from prior reality shows like The OsbournesLaguna Beach, and Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica. In particular, The Osbournes and Newlyweds carved out a new niche of reality that didn’t involve competition, but instead spent time on the banality, humor, and banal humor of celebrity family life (respectively, the family of rock musician Ozzy Osbourne and married pop stars Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson). Those shows weren’t afraid to cannibalize their subjects, showing them being dumb or shallow.
KUWTK does the same. There are several moments where the show hits a sweet spot between brattiness, vapidness, and melodrama. There are also endless moments where the sisters discuss things like vaginal maintenance trends:

But what the Kardashians have done better than any celebrity reality show stars before them is show that they’re in on the $100 million joke.

But really, who are the Kardashians?

Here’s the thing about the Kardashians: They’re whomever we see on screen.
Over the years, the Kardashian sisters have carved out personalities for themselves that are akin to the three bears in Goldilocks — but, like, infinitely richer, with much nicer houses.

Kourtney, of late, has become the stern sister. Khloé, the youngest, is the “funny” one. Kim, Mrs. Kanye West, is somewhere in the middle. Kendall, their half-sister, is known for her modeling career, while Kylie, their other half-sister, is known for being a teen, at times a petulant one.

But these characters are all just constructs of the television show.
These sisters are defined by their various storylines on the television show and how their producers decide to package them.

With Kris at the helm of the show as an executive producer, the Kardashians have control over their narrative. They create exclusives (see: how the show dealt with Kim’s weddings), create their own stories (see: how Kim got an x-ray of her butt to dispel rumors of implants), and promote themselves and their own stories (see: any episode). The Kardashians live to sell themselves to pop culture, and know better than to give it away for free.

The show has created five spinoff shows: Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Khloé and Lamar, Kourtney and Khloé Take the Hamptons, and Dash Dolls, which was announced in April 2015. Each of those shows feels like a companion series to the tabloids we read, exploring things like Khloé’s relationship with basketball player Lamar Odom at the time or Kourtney’s various pregnancies. And more importantly for the Kardashian empire, they helped establish distinct personalities and name recognition for Kourtney and Khloé.

Would the Kardashians win the Game of Thrones?

Without a doubt, yes.
Game of Thrones is about endless deals and alliances. It’s about how one can parlay small bits of power into something more enduring. Kris Jenner has proven she can do that. She makes Cersei Lannister look like Martha Stewart.

What is the Kardashian legacy?

It would be too simplistic and myopic to consider the Kardashians a troupe of famous, fantastic idiots, a threat to everything we hold steadfast and dear.
“You don’t really act; you don’t sing; you don’t dance. You don’t have any — forgive me — any talent,” Barbara Walters told the family in 2011.

No, better to view them — especially Kris — as geniuses. There are people smarter, richer, and exponentially more talented than the Kardashians, but the Kardashians have found a way to turn themselves into one of the most successful empires in the world. They’ve bent celebrity culture to their will, and created their own avenue of fame.
“Famous for being famous,” is usually the insult tethered to the Kardashians, but I’m just not sure that’s as much of an insult as people want it to be. There have been many people famous for being famous (Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey, any of The Hills women, Paris Hilton) that haven’t lasted as long as the Kardashians or made as much money.
Staying “famous for being famous” is actually difficult. And it’s a testament to Kris’s savvy that she’s turned her family into a sustaining business, took fame into a stranglehold, and never let go.

The Kardashians now go beyond the Kardashians. They’ve grown to includethe Jenners, America’s newest power family, and another part of that legacy.

Who are the Jenners?

When people talk about the Jenners, they’re referring to Caitlyn Jenner, her sons from her first marriage — Brody, Brandon and Burt — and the two daughters — Kendall and Kylie — she had with Kris Jenner. 
 
Kendall might be the most successful up-and-coming young Jenner. She has a burgeoning modeling career, landing campaigns for fashion houses like Givenchy and Fendi:


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